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Posted on 01-06-2009
Havermeel, is erg hard, je kunt er leuke dingen mee doen
Posted on 09-05-2009
en we hebben weer wat beroepsidioten…
Posted on 20-04-2009
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- Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes, he accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes and sidewalks.
- Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses the gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow, and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the circle of life.
- If by some space-time paradox Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.
- Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t play God, playing is for children.
- Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
